A telephone conversation:

Woman: {something in spanish}
Underblog: Do you speak english?
Woman (in a snooty posh accent):This is the British consulate.
Underblog: Err, right, yes. Is this the consulate in Valencia, or Alicante?
Woman: This is the British consulate in Alicante, there is no consulate in Valencia. We have an agent in Valencia.
Underblog: Oh, OK, it’s just that—
Woman: What is this concerning, please Sir?

It’s strangely comforting to know that a member of the British establishment is still able to make one feel massively inferior with the merest flick of inflection.

Yeah, I know I’ve been away. I was all blogged out after reading hours a day in the run-up to the election. Then I was busy with some other stuff, and now I’ve just got back from two weeks in Spain for the Festival Internacional de Benicàssim. Yes thank-you, it was great.

4 Responses to “”

  1. Alejandro Says:

    Un poquito mas al sur, en Almuñécar celebramos todos los años un festival de jazz. Es total.

  2. Diego Gutierrez Says:

    You don’t update much your blog do u?

  3. James Says:

    Alicante is a nice place. Nice place to park the old yacht.

  4. Hunter Cashdollar Says:

    Has this site really been sitting dormant for 7 months?

    Hunter Cashdollar

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