Hair-Head
Silvio Berlusconi, a kind of italian Rupert Murdoch and George Bush rolled into one, has finally confirmed his insanity to the world. Speaking of his recent hair transplant operation to counter his receding hair line, he claimed it was a politician’s duty to undergo plastic surgery:
Given the possibilities of today’s cosmetic surgery, I think that those who can afford it have a duty to present themselves in the best possible way… It is a way of showing respect to those who expect you to represent them on an international and national stage.
Indicating that his transformation into a fully-fledged Bond villain was almost complete, he said:
I am very happy to have subjected myself to such pain. I think this should be regarded as an example.
Meanwhile, the tsunami death toll has climbed to 124,000.
February 17th, 2005 at 19:56
Does this include Sex Change Operations, or Penis Enlargement Procedures? If so, I think you’ll start to see politicians advertise that they have a three foot schlong just to get more votes…