Twunting Wazzocks

Gia is rightly proud of her father, because he has started calling Bush a “twunt”. (Twunt: 1780 google hits.) This got me thinking about the origin of the word. The first use I have found was by Chris Morris, in his hoax Richard Geefe Observer column on the 30th of May 1999. But did he invent the term? It certainly sounds like a morrisism, and he has form for hybridising two words that mean the same thing:

And I’m afraid we will have to see that little girl being upset in a rather more sustained way later on in tonight’s deeply disturbing broadgramme.
— Brasseye

But perhaps someone out there knows of an earlier incidence?

Whilst I’m a big supporter of innovative new terms of abuse, I do think we need to make sure that perfectly good words don’t get left by the wayside. For example, when I was young, Wazzock (1180 google hits) was a perfectly acceptable insult. These days it is almost never heard, and when, as part of my one-man campaign to resurrect the term, I call somebody one, it is usually meeted with ridicule or assumed to be an ironic referrence to the now distant wazzock-happy heyday of the 80s, rather than a serious attempt to insult somebody. Oh how the Wazzock has fallen…

Anyone else have any seriously endangered swear words, or up-and-coming insults to look out for?

6 Responses to “Twunting Wazzocks”

  1. JonnyB Says:

    Haven’t heard ‘pillock’ for a while. It may be a regional thing.

  2. Laika Says:

    Pillock, Wazzock, twat, twinkie all gone the way of the Dodo one suspects. Sigh. Nostalgia.

  3. Unlucky man Says:

    New: I do like “cuntcock”, blunt but synergistic.

    Old: Where’s “wally”?

  4. Haddocktwat Says:

    You can, of course, also use twallock. But if you want to know more about “twunt” do check it out in The Urban Dictionary

    Your Pal

  5. moog Says:

    quimbacile. a bit of an idiot and also a bit of a cunt.

  6. Ka Says:

    Since when has wazuk (our local spelling) been dead and gone? No-one’s told us up in Cheshire and the Peaks. Mind, this is a particularly good place to live, with a rich vein of non-swearing insults.

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