Warning: May Cause Violence in Children
Instead of blaming the parents for the disruptive behavoiur of today’s youth, crusty old tories should look elsewhere for the root cause: Their beloved Margaret Thatcher. She is also to blame for world hunger, the crisis in Iraq, the Spice Girls and the Chuckle Brothers. Probably.

Her hair is held up by superglue and The Power of Greyskull
April 14th, 2004 at 17:42
Aw… take that off my PC screen…
April 15th, 2004 at 22:17
Astutely surmised, with regards to Missus T’s hair. Do you think she herself was powered by the souls of innocent young children? It’s something scientists should look into.
April 29th, 2004 at 18:36
Thatcher Thatcher Milk Snatcher - thats whats to blame!
November 18th, 2005 at 12:52
You silly little people. Why don’t you get a job ( perhaps in a mine ), get off benefits, go to the library and get a book on politics as your head is so far up your back passage that you do not know what you are talking about. If it were not for LADY ( may I suggest you look that word up as I somehow doubt that you have ever met one ) Thatcher we would be a third world country.
November 19th, 2005 at 12:35
In reply to your first incorrect statement it is not Lady Thatcher’s fault that children are disruptive and degenerate. It IS the fault of the silly labour (please note the lower case l for labour as it does not deserve a capital) voting parents. Get back into your holes, delinquents!
September 9th, 2006 at 21:30
E. Powell - wot a tossa