Knowing the Mind of God
Are you a christian? Do have trouble interpreting the bible? Do you find it difficult to apply Jesus’ teachings to the modern world? Never fear! Underblog has compiled an list of sites to help you work out how the Son of God would lead a righteous life in the 21st century.
If Jesus were alive today, he would:
- be a witch
- have a blog
- open a church in a bar
- not be a christian
- have to do the rounds of talk shows
- maintain a plant-based diet out of compassion for animals
- make his presence known in the contemporary marketplace through the use of advertising
- be criticised for being a jewish settler and an obstacle for peace
- campaign for the legalisation of cannabis
Next month, Mohammed.
April 8th, 2004 at 11:10
Jesus on the Graham Norton show…
April 12th, 2004 at 20:05
Oh, yes… That’d be right. Whenever there’s talk of scores and baker’s dozens and all that jazz, I get awfully confused! Personally speaking, though, I believe Jesus would in fact be gay. After all, did he not surround himself with many male disciples? At the time of His coming, he’ll rise up and surround himself with leather love-slaves named Hans.
September 27th, 2004 at 02:59
on the “be a witch” link you have one too many L’s so your link gives an error. Please correct it to the proper file extension of .shtml